It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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