Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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