I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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