I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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