Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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