You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
