Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You've changed since you got that strap on
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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