I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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