thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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