2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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