Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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