i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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