these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
