Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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