my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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