do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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