Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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