I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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