I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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