What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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