so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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