I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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