she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
