Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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