these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You can't motorboat a personality
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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