you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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