God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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