Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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