you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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