I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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