I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
