You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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