Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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