just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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