if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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