Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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