based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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