why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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