that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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