Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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