Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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