He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
