so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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