Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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