OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
