We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I will be naked everywhere
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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