I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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