So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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