Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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