so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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