Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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