I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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